Frunz's (leader of Da Nosha ork mob) homepage!
Oi! dis is me own homepage comin' to yer throo cyberspace ( thanks to my mekboy Shuvzag)
No humies allowed!! only:
(and dem grots too if dey want)
we iz on a planet that we've just taken from a bunch of zoggin' humies. Me and da uvver ladz had much fun blastin' dem off da planet. We'z now noshin' every bit of it (dat's why we'z called Da Nosha's) What? You ain't heard of uz? well its a big kosmos. so let me introdooce you to
Da Nosha's:
(dis picture was taken at night but Shuvzag's flashy thingie didn't work )
(Da red beam iz from da laskannon of my dreadnought, Narkan wanted to open it but pushed da wrong button, it cost me one of my buggies) 'Right then I'll let Shuvzag fix that as soon as possible. (da buggy and da flashy thingie) when that's done we'll gather all dem orks fer da big battle, bigger then da Armageddon, bigger then da hole ooniverse 'as ever seen, we'z gonna crush dem zoggin' space marines like squigs, we'z gonna trample over da pathetik imperial guard, we'z gonna blast dem girly eldar gitz ded,(wez gonna leeve dem chaos alone), and we'z totally gonna bash dem bugeye skum, and in the end we'z gonna smack da emperor ded with da back of our bolters!! and then we'll kontrol da hole ooniverse! it will be called :DA BIG WAR!!(da war not da ooniverse)
But furst I'd want all dem blood-axes ded, dey'd only tell our plans to da imperium so:
(ded or.....,ok just ded)
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